i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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