Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
false alarm. still invincible.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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