what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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