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(716): View more from New York

there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one

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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(407): View more from Florida

The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.

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(310): View more from California

if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(660): View more from Missouri

He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"

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(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.

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(707): View more from California

Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob

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