Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We named our party play list daddy issues
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry