id be glad to
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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