your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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