I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
