I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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