I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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