You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
