We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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