look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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