No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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