Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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