i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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