I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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