Please, let me fuck your mom
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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