Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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