Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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