i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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