He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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