69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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