That's intense
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
