we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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