Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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