I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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