Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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