At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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