you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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