he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
So. Much. Porn.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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