The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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