i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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