i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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