they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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