Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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