Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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