do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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