Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
soo... how was my night?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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