he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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