yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she looked like the before picture.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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