I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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