plz talk dirty to me
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You were trust falling into bushes
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