i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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