well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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