I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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