RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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