Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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