the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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