is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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