it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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