Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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