i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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